Can’t wait for ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to hit theaters? 10 sexy movies to “tie”...
“Oh, Fifty.” – Anastasia Steele, Fifty Shades of Grey Preach, sister. Actually, scratch that, don’t preach. Go to therapy, I suspect you have dissociative identity disorder; what with you, your “inner...
View ArticleWitches, murder & tentacle sex: just another lazy Sunday
I’m going to assume the executives at Lifetime have received numerous letters (or emails, tweets, cloud writing) along the lines of: Dear Lifetime executives, Thank you for the decades of TV programs...
View ArticleCheeky! Epic photobombs by royal family
Birds do it Pigeon-photobomb — By Goran Bees do it Photo by Reddit user Angerfist Crazy ladies with knees do it (hey, that’s Epcot!) Imgur: by DaOhNanOhNan Let’s do it, let’s PHOTOBOMB! I...
View ArticleRobin Williams was more than just a funny guy
My heart broke when I read that Robin Williams had passed. You see, the downside of trying to be funny is that I’m always comparing myself to others. There are a lot of comedy geniuses out there, most...
View ArticleLorde is awesome, but she doesn’t rock
As a lifetime member of the original MTV Generation (aka Gen X), I am not ashamed to admit that I still watch the annual Video Music Awards (VMAs). Obviously music, and pop culture, has evolved...
View ArticleMad Libs make blind dates more entertaining
Howdy doo dah, gentle readers! About a month ago I started chatting with a guy on OKCupid. Depsite dire warnings from a certain dating “expert” who shares space in the blogosphere, I persist in having...
View ArticleThree breasted babe a hoax
*UPDATE* New reports reveal Jasmine Tridevil’s triple breasts are fake. The only surprise to me is that it took media outlets this long to realize something that was glaringly obvious. But hey, at...
View ArticleWhere in the world is Christine Party of One?
Hey guys, remember me? So…it’s been awhile. You’re looking good. I like that sweater, it brings out your eyes. It took several months for hypeorlando to send a rescue team to the Himalayans where I was...
View ArticleEbola in semen? One more reason not to swallow.
“Man with Ebola-infected semen isolated” Wow! Talk about an eye catching headline. It has everything one looks for in their news headlines: a current hot topic (Ebola!), sex (semen!) a bit of a happy...
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